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Competitive disputes docket now accepting briefs

The firm is expanding its competitive disputes practice.

Counsel will brief the roster before the pistol, argue utility with a straight face, and settle what can be settled over brass rails. Matters not resolved in regulation proceed to overtime, where our patience is legendarily thin.

What to bring

  • A clear head, or a convincing imitation of one
  • Respect for the buy round
  • The will to win the mid-round

Filings may be submitted via Chat with us.